Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

fitelise:

motoasfuck:

thiinka:

damianwaynesboots:

A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.

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Tell me cops are powersick and horrible people, tell me and I’ll show you this.

Posted 6 hours ago

incandescentlynonsensical:

“I define beauty as bliss. As a runner, performer, and writer, I have been fascinated with happiness ever since my mom committed suicide. At four years old, I tried to comprehend how anybody could be so sad — and took it upon myself to become a beacon of happiness. I could not be more thankful for my admirable and brave dad and brother— my brother taught me how to shave my legs— but I did not grow into woman as my childhood self understood woman. Beauty was something I’d discover on my own.”


-Alexi Pappas

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

Posted 6 hours ago

silveralida:

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

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No guys seriously.

During the Mishapocalypse, My friend who works with tumblr had to wake up at 3 am to help make sure that the servers didn’t crash.

Fandoms can break tumblr and November is going to be a long month.

(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion)

Posted 6 hours ago

jlsfitness:

lol @ the fetal position.

Great workout, eh?

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago
So you plant your own garden and
decorate your own soul, instead of waiting
for someone to bring you flowers.
Jorge Luis Borges (via feelgood-andhealthy)

(Source: quote-book)

Posted 8 hours ago

editorialhedgehog:

brainlessandbackwards:

brainlessandbackwards:

Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

#wrath of Pluto

Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools

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(Source: whatafuckinfamilypicture)

Posted 8 hours ago

running4thehigh:

When you’re running and feel like crap and are just about ready to call it quits, force a smile on your face and give yourself a tap on the booty and say “you go, girl”

Posted 8 hours ago

more-than-50-fandoms:

thankyoubasedmeguka:

when people yell at you for stuff you can’t control

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“stop being so nervous”

“there’s nothing to even worry about”

“stop raising your voice”

“why are you being so sad”

(Source: guregguru)

Posted 8 hours ago

brotips:

Except when they’re talking about stupid app games. Because they always sound stupid until you download it and then you quit your job to have more time to play it.

-Sketch

Posters

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

sendificator:

will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits 

(Source: heroingranola)